Did you know humans release 7.93 gigatons of Batshitium vapor into the atmosphere each year? Batshitium vapor is the #1 cause of social climate change. As it builds up in the atmosphere, it prevents incoming problems from finding simple solutions and escaping back into space, causing agitation levels to rise uncontrollably.
Literal "The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels" level of parody question:
1. Batshitium capturing does not work, why not we fertilize the sea of knowledge with iron fists as recommended by the entrepreneur Curtis Yarvin?
2. If we are entering a congressional ice age as forecasted by social climate scientists Samo Burja and Peter Turchin, why shouldn't we reap the benefits of Fuss Fuel?
Literal "The Moral Case for Fossil Fuels" level of parody question:
1. Batshitium capturing does not work, why not we fertilize the sea of knowledge with iron fists as recommended by the entrepreneur Curtis Yarvin?
2. If we are entering a congressional ice age as forecasted by social climate scientists Samo Burja and Peter Turchin, why shouldn't we reap the benefits of Fuss Fuel?